Fun Police Brutality
The fun police are increasing employment at a rapid rate
Social media officers patrolling the TL making sure no jokes are made
Insta-detectives searching through your comments
And posting fliers about not falling for April fool's non-sense
Synonymous with sensitive and serious
The letters lol makes the pissed off and furious
And they hate sarcasm, because they don't understand it
So they call you ignorant for your 140 characters of ranting
Online warriors can be so commanding
Seriousness is just so demanding
Jokes are just so out of style.
You gotta be completely normal.
If not, your stupid.
I mean you're*
You can't make grammar mistakes
Or else you'll be given an asterisk
Sent to a correctional office to correct your word usage
Because, you know, twitter was made for professional use only.
I guess I'm ignorant now, sarcasm not detected
So they pull up to my mentions
No more innocence now, i guess that I'm arrested
Sent to twitter jail
Locked behind metaphorical bars of sociological oppression
They want to take away our means of expression
They dare us to be different
But when we are...we are insane
So we just say that we're different
Everybody says they're different... so we are the same
Just imagine if you told them how you really feel
Jet fuel can't burn any steel
Yea that tweet was offensive...but I found it funny still
If I could turn invisible... There's money I'd probably steal
But we both know the outcome of that
So let's just all be normal and pretend we're good people
And pray away of this senseless tumor
Formerly known as a sense of humor
Currently known as a sense of stupor
I'm just so immature
Or childish
Calm down, you should be more mildish
Please, no more smiling
Grow up.
Because real men don't laugh.
Its not funny.
Everything is offensive.
All jokes are too far.
You're ignorant.
Life is serious.
You have to be serious.
So no more fun on social sites.
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