Long ago there was a king named Igno E'rant
Head held high wherever he went
Controlled all the power
And owned every cent
Statues of Igno, every inch
Reminders of the king on every bench
The smell of E'rant in every scent
Look in the sky
This is the most important part of this story.
The King's name "Igno E'rant"
was held high above the city
Every letter was on a building
Every letter was made from fine crystal
Every letter was worth nine tristals
You see the tristals are like money
And 1 tristal is the same as 1 million dollars
Oh yea. I forgot to tell you.
This is in another universe about 3 million years ago
The King, Igno E'Rant, was not a man, not a person, not a human
Igno E'Rant was a beetle
And his town was populated by millions of ants
The ants were always under his control
The ants had no rights and no say
The ants did all the work and no play
Igno E'rant paid the ants to work and NEVER talk to him
He was treated more than a king...he was a god to them
He was the biggest creature on the land, so he would never acknowledge them
He would ignore ant
Also in this town there were harmless but evil gnats
Too weak to cause any real harm
But they hated Igno and the ants both
The Igno E'rant hated looking up in the air and seeing the gnats float, and fly, and glide
But he never worried about them ever being any trouble
But back to the King's Crystal Name
The expensive letters were not all the same
You see, the letter E was the center of his name
4 letters left 4 letters right
That letter was worth 30 tristals.
The ants prayed that it never fall down
The E was the most talked about thing of the town
So many rumors about it.
The rumors were like the gnats
They annoying floated around
The E was worshipped and praised
The ants worked all day
Then went to stare at the E, amazed
Then every family went home and got ready for the next day of work
But one day a young ant stayed longer than the others
He kept staring at the E, but then noticed something above it
It was a gnat
He ran to tell his parents
His father ran to see what the commotion was about
He was the leader ant of the town
There wasn't just one gnat the ant could see
There were thousand of gnats flying around this letter E
The ant soon found out that gnats were trying to drop the E onto the ground
They were unscrewing the screws keeping the E attached to the building
The ant ran to tell King Igno
He was yelling to him from outside his window
The King heard him yelling but didnt know what he was saying and didnt care.
The ant kept going. He would not give up until King E'rant was aware
After a 3 hours of ignoring the ant the King woke up to a loud shattering sound
King Igno E'rant walked outside and cried as he saw that the letter E fell down
After 30 minutes of tears and silence, the king read his name, this time with no E in his last name
Igno rant
This showed him why he got what he deserved
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